"Things are not that simple, Rebbe. Some events do take place but are not true; others are--although they never occurred."
That was all I could say. Was it enough?
I did not know.

 

EVERYONE

FROM MY HIGH SCHOOL IS EITHER POPPING OUT BABIES LIKE THEY’RE NOT 19/20 OR TURNING OUT TO BE GAY AND IT’S FUCKING WEIRD MAN

my whole life consists of wondering whether or not to make the bitchy comment

(Source: pregnat4)

alecshao:

The glowing “firefly squid” of Toyama, Japan. Each tentacle contains a photophore which produces light to attract small fish for the squid to feed on. 

Via

Josh breaking his chair at the Aurora, IL stop of The Hunger Games mall tour

(Source: primadonnatommo)

densityschild:

there’s a special place in hell for people that tell you to calm down when you’re already calm during an argument 

epic4chan:

They’re both texting someone right now saying ‘some weird guy next to me is wearing the same thing as me.’ 

epic4chan:

They’re both texting someone right now saying ‘some weird guy next to me is wearing the same thing as me.’ 

…You should enjoy and appreciate your days in high school, because you will remember them the rest of your life. LIke when you’re in prison, or you’re getting mugged at gunpoint, you can say to yourself, “Well, at least I’m not in high school.” High school is life’s way of giving you a record low to judge the rest of your life by.

Jenny Lawson, Let’s Pretend This Never Happened: (A Mostly True Memoir)

(Source: apsies)